TayTay is DoneDone?

29 12 2009

Looks like our little TayLaut got his ass DUMPED by the girl Taylor after 3 months of canoodling, courting, PDA and photo opps. Awwwwwww …. someone needs to make him feel better! The line forms here, behind his broken stomped-on shattered wolfy-teared heart.

Girls across the internet are rejoicing that the wolfy hunk is back on the market, but is it really true??

"Eat my dust, Taylor." - Taylor Swift

Us Weekly is reporting:

“It wasn’t really developing into anything, and wasn’t going to, so they decided they were better as friends,” a source close to Swift, 20, tells Us. “There was no chemistry.”

However, the relationship officially fizzled when Lautner, 17, flew to Nashville for Swift’s birthday party on Dec. 13, a friend of the singer reveals.

“He liked her more than she liked him,” the source tells Us. “He went everywhere he could to see her, but she didn’t travel much to see him.”

Swift’s rep had no comment. Lautner’s rep could not be reached.

[via Us Weekly]

Second “Valentine’s Day” Trailer Released

22 12 2009

Tay on Tay action.
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[via MTV]

The Taylor Monologues

10 11 2009

By now lots of you have already no doubt seen Firelight, the Twilight Parody on SNL this past Saturday, but have you seen the show intro? TayTay’s light and funny little monologue song? It’s called “Monologue Song (La La La),” and I for one think she should consider putting this little diddy on her next album, I’m thinking bonus track.

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TayTay Lovebirds Date Night!

29 10 2009

cute boots x 2

TayTay is heating up! They got their QT on for the second time this week last night (Oct 28) window shopping at Alice & Olivia and chatting away in an Audi R8 sports car before grabbing dinner at a local steakhouse.

this is their makeout mobile. hot DAMN.

Tay 2 said, “I don’t know, he’s an amazing guy and we’re really close … and ah … yep. We’re in a movie  together and I am really excited about seeing it.” … and by seeing it she means making out in the theater with Tay1 during it.

TayTay Pics – (Lautner & Swift) at the LA Kings Game

26 10 2009

OOhhhhh SNAP! TayTay is on and popping.

TayTay - so sweet - like a vanilla and cinnamon latte.

Not only did TayTay go to the hockey game together last night, the were also spotted at a Beverly Hills hotel where photographers reported they spent the night together. Bownt-chicka-bownt-boowwwnnt.

She is 19, He is 17. Ahh, young love. Please enjoy their adorableness in this video. TayLaut just admired her from foot level during her Fearless tour in Chicago earlier this month.

Tay Squared together again

10 10 2009

I have no photos for you. But apparently HE sat next to HER MOTHER at her show in Chicago on Friday. I mean, sitting with a parental unit is big.  And we all remember the look on our boy’s face when Kanye interrupted precious Swift at the VMA’s. I thought homeboy was gonna morph into a wolf right there and tackle Kanyizzle. A girl can dream…

But seriously, even if they are just friends…cutest.couple.ever. (except for Robsten of course).


Tay and Tay. TayTay.

Tay and Tay. TayTay.

[via ChicagoTribune]

VMA Recap!!!!!!!!!!

14 09 2009

First and FOREMOST: HERE is the extended trailer debuted at this year’s VMA’s, just a teeny tiny TAD different than the one we squealed about yesterday. Watch, enjoy. Repeat.

Second, KSTEW. Oh, glorious Kstew. You flat ironed that wig and actually styled it. GASP. It was still effortlessly chic and adorably punk rock, yet polished. I loved it. LOVED IT. I also loved that you skipped the Red Carpet. FUCK IT, you’re Kristen Stewart, you don’t need that shit. You were probably too stoned for it anyway! Viva La KStew!



AND NOW, the Holy Trinity. They came, they saw, they conquered. TayLaut conquered the Red Carpet as well, that well spoken man-child, so articulate he is! Thank God for him and Ash, the media friendlies. They are the Yin to Robear and Kstew’s Yang.

and THAT my twi hearts, is the luckiest girl in the whole wide world

and THAT my twi hearts, is the luckiest girl in the whole wide world

she loves her jacob

she loves her jacob

that's right kids, just let Taylor do the talking...

that's right kids, just let Taylor do the talking...

And here, the Doll, who had 2 outfit changes during the evening ( I liked #2 better), killed the fashion correspondent job. Sick tights, Ash. Interviewing egotistical celebutards must be be hard. No flubs anywhere in sight.

sway and the Doll

sway and the Doll

And in the end, everybody hates Kanye. Seriously on a side note, he could’ve have chosen ANY OTHER TIME to run up on stage and stick up for B. But during innocent little Taylor Swift’s FIRST VMA acceptance speech? He might as well have killed a puppy in front of us all. Too bad, he’s talented. Fuck him. IM so over him.

But back to New Moon, HOW HYPED ARE YOU??!!!!!!!!

teens: try not to spontaneously combust

31 07 2009

Should we even be looking at this? Taylor on Taylor action? Swift on Lautner make out sesh? WTForks? ! If I were 15 I would be DYING. This is for you Miss Imagine That. Don’t say I never did anything for ya. Wink.


Tay Squared on the set of Valentine's Day

Tay Squared on the set of Valentine's Day