Happy Bday LisEsme!!

It’s VA SigO LisEsme‘s Birfday!

we heart you

We hope you have a wonderful day and get twi cupcakes and all kinds of covered in feathers today!

Twilight-the only thing better than cupcakes

I am not ashamed to say, I OWN this pendant.

I bought it last year, wore it to work a few times, got ridiculed, and now its pretty face sits in my jewelry box. But these days I really don’t give a flying fuck. AAAAAAAAND WHAAAT?!!! Don’t hate.

that's right, laugh it up

it's a scrabble tile! so crafty

jasper singing about cupcakes

a jammy jam about a girl who is his “cupcake” and “gives him a sugar high, keeps him up all night.” Gets good around the 2:00 mark.  nice hat J.Bone.

Twi Cooking

 

Guess what? It’s party time bitches. For your twi themed soirees!  Sig O’s- take NOTE!

First I came across this cookbook:

 

Love At First Bite, so clever

Which you can buy on Amazon for $14.95. Thats a bargain twi hards. Its 80 pages of delicious dishes!! I just ordered it to aid me in my mission to be Bella Swan.

“Don’t forget your forks. Beautiful Bella Swan will be serving up some scrumptious delights to satisfy even the pickiest, puritan “vegetarian” vampires. Intertwined in the pages of Love At First Bite, The Unofficial Twilight Cookbook, you will find Bell’s Lasagna, Harry’s Famous Fish Fry, Mushroom Raviolis, Red Velvet Cake, Blushing Bella Punch, and much more. is served ala Bella style.”

HA! Don’t forget your FORKS!  Loves it.

ALSO, check out these twi themed recipes I found on Celebrations.

Specifically the Twilight Inspired Apple Caramel Cupcakes, Twilight Inspired Vampire Cupcakes (the one with the fang bites, so effing tight), the Mushroom Ravioli Bella orders at her first dinner with Edward, 

AND these 3 surely delicious cocktails:

The Twilight Inspired Virgin Bloody Mary (which I would of course devirginize),

Twilight Inspired Vampire Blood:

Ingredients:

1 gallon cranberry juice, 1 gallon orange juice, 1 Cup raspberry sorbet, 1 Quart seltzer, and as much VODKA as you like!

AND the piece de resistance: Twilight Inspired Albino Vampire Cocktail:

 

recipe and photo courtesy of Juno-Books.com

Ingredients:

• 1 jigger of white Crème de Cocoa, 1 jigger of vanilla Stolichnaya, 1 jigger of Lady Godiva white chocolate liqueur, Chambord raspberry liqueur
• Can’t wait for the next Sig O get together!!! OH SNAP.

twi cupcakes

because THIS is art. and I am alliecupcake. duh. feast your eyes twi-babies:

 

cute variation on the book cover

red velvet

cute and girly

another cover variation

vampire bitten cupcakes! my favorite

for the wolf chicks out there

lion & lamb book quote cake

perfecto

midnight sugar cravings

there is nothing sweet in our house right now except elderberry jelly that i bought from somewhere in po’ dunk west virginny like 2 years ago. caliyogurt is closed. 7-eleven is too far away. i am reminded of these little gems, baked from the heart by sigO allie for my birthday last march. that’s true love, yo.




yum. cupcakes with twi conversation hearts. including one that just says “forks.”