Debonair Robear

Rob at the London premiere of “Remember Me.”

mon-swoon season

think they mean aww-some

[via Radar Online]

Sure Rob. Sure. Vagina Allergy.

Yep, I bet there's a giant rash on the back of your head.

In the latest issue of Details, Robear can be seen in an intensely naked photo shoot with lots of model nakedness. Naked.

from PopEater

The ‘Twilight’ heartthrob revealed what it was like working with naked women for the magazine. “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover.”

Riiiight. If my boyfriend was doing a photo shoot with naked women running around and a special crotch headshot for the cover, you sure as hell better believe he’s allergic to vaginas that day. Like kryptonite.

Weeellll. Glean what you want, but this to me says she’s got him on a nice short leash. Bravo KStew.

New “Remember Me” Stills

Ok so these were released last week and I meant to do this then, but shits been hectic. So check em out NOW.

even the little ladies love him

lucky bia

most handsomest

RoBear in London with his Family

I was wondering if we were gonna be able to get any more Rob fixes that weren’t a) depressing or b) promo appearances. Nothing like a good old fashioned snap of RoBear in his natural environment. The paps in London appear to be more respectful and better behaved than the mongrels that chase the celebs here in the states. Cheers to that.

Ill profiles run in the family - with sister Lizzy

PappaBear? Is that you?

[via Robsessed]

Rob Pattinson Reads Me Love Letters

Dear JJ: My heart and, more importantly, body belong to you. Love, RoBear.

jk. It’s a still from ‘Remember Me’ that Summit just released. Don’t forget, the movie comes out March 12, which is coincidentally 1 day before my bday.

Coincidence? I think not.

[via MTV]

oh Rob. you so silly.

I have those in red. Oh wait, Clementine broke them.

[via @FePattz]

Official Remember Me poster

I feel like we should still be analyzing New Moon. It’s too soon to be talking so much about their other projects. But nevertheless, here is the Remember Me poster :

hey that's not kristen stewart :(

 [via ThinkingofRob]

Our real life Edward

So we have this friend who looks a whole lot like Rob Pattinson. In fact, after i watched Twilight for the first time i could not look this friend directly in the face without blushing.

Edward? minus the neck tats

Does anyone else have a real life  Edward look-a-like?
If you do please share! These men deserve to be immortalized on our blog.

(btdubs he bought that pillow for his girlfriend to sleep on)

Taylor and Rob Kiss!

Find me this magazine! Way better than any Cracked foldover pages!

move your hand, let's see what else is touching

(via Buzzfeed)

R.P. VANITY FAIR GOODNESS

and it’s mmmm MMMMM GOOD.

some non bootleggy Vanity Fair photos have leaked! the eagle has landed!

 

you just STOP IT RIGHT NOW

 

*gulp*

disheveled morning after Rob is my new favorite (dirty Rob used to be my old favorite)

 

so deep in thought

there are so many things I love about this photograph I dont know where to begin. He sits like such a lady.

 

he sure is pretty, but the hair needs a little less gel

I really can’t think of anything else to say right now. I’m speechless. This is almost as EPIC as the KStew Interview 40th Anniversary shoot. Almost.

[via Random Acts of Rob]