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21 06 2010

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Lifesize Twilight Body Pillows?

17 02 2010

For the creepy perv in you….


menage a trois?

so NORMAL looking


[via BuzzFeed]

Sure Rob. Sure. Vagina Allergy.

15 02 2010

Yep, I bet there's a giant rash on the back of your head.

In the latest issue of Details, Robear can be seen in an intensely naked photo shoot with lots of model nakedness. Naked.

from PopEater

The ‘Twilight’ heartthrob revealed what it was like working with naked women for the magazine. “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover.”

Riiiight. If my boyfriend was doing a photo shoot with naked women running around and a special crotch headshot for the cover, you sure as hell better believe he’s allergic to vaginas that day. Like kryptonite.

Weeellll. Glean what you want, but this to me says she’s got him on a nice short leash. Bravo KStew.

RoBear wins the Tacky Sweater Competition

22 12 2009

how would you like your meat?

I wish this was real. Don’t worry, it’s not.

[via Pattinson Anonymous]

New Moon – Boom Boom Pow Parody

8 12 2009

Oooohh a boy, a tripod and a green screen. We are proud of you, dude.

[via Spunk-Ransom]

New Twi Tatt

29 11 2009

LOLOLO:Ijgakdj asg jkda;gfga ra;lkjyg

Really? Seriously? For really REAL?????

At first I thought he had a mullet, then I realized it was actually shading… shading to accentuate his overly wide jaw and face in general. And can you please take a close look at the bottom part of the the right side of his face? Either he’s growing a second chin, or he is melting.

I seriously feel bad for this girl’s SigBoy, or future SigBoy. Missionary 4LikeEvvs.

I really don’t know if this tops the OG shitty edward tatt…

The OG Edward as Kevin Spacey Sleeve

[thanks @hothearted]

Halloween Goodies for the Twihards

16 10 2009

annnnnnddd cue spitting your coffee out…GO!

While we are in the Halloween stupid funny spirit, if you have not yet chosen your costume, consider being Robear as Salvador Dali from Little Ashes.

Billy Black is not amused.

Billy Black is not amused.

Twilight Birth Control

22 09 2009

Fucking amazing.


nope not this month. noooo thank you

nope not this month. noooo thank you

For the Twi Gangsta

17 09 2009

Was: $7.00 Now: $0.98

This black bandana can be used to cover up a messy ‘do, or it can be hung as art. It features select Twilight cast members, after all! Measures about 20” x 20”. Imported.

No seriously, Sig O’s, these jawns are only $0.98 !! Talk about a bargain!


blood? crip? naw man, TWI

blood? crip? naw man, TWI

Click here to buy yours! or not

regulators…mount up!

[via RobstenLovers]

Bella’s truck on “True Blood”?

15 09 2009

What the Forks…

Although I am a die hard twi hard 4 lyfe, I am an avid True Blood watcher, and reader of  Charlaine Harris’ the Sookie Stackhouse novels. If you are too, you will be able to see what I see in this screen cap from TB’s season 2 finale. On the left Sookie’s little yellow clunker, and on the right, Bella’s pickup?  Both parked in front of Merlotte’s, the bar Sookie is a waitress at. Say whaaaa..  Bon Temps is not Forks. Coincidence? Sheer happenstance? I think not. (Or maybe, just maybe- I am being sucked into JJ’s world of being conspirator theorist.)

Dont front HBO, Bella doesn't hang at Merlotte'sNice try HBO, but Bella doesn’t hang at Merlotte’s