Check it out. Our girl Sarah gets into town and we’re all like… let’s get live. You just got in from L.A., we need to figure out where the dopest party on the east coast is. Turns out, it was right here in Silver Spring… at the Austin Grill. BALLIN’!!!! Yeah, so, Friday night, I met up with Alliecupcake and Sarahterrible at Downtown Silver Spring’s very own Austin Grill(e?). Miss Allie works upstairs at a fancy spa (if it’s hairy, she’ll wax it… if it’s busted, she’ll rub the lotion on it’s skin) so it was the best choice for us to make with Eggspectation right on its heels.
We’re here, we’re drinking, but the drinks just aren’t coming fast enough… apparently the bartenders hit critical mass at about 8pm on a Friday night. Sarah then decides that we are going to entertain ourselves by playing her brand new creation… JAFI. What is JAFI you ask? JAFI = MASH except the Mansion, Apartment, Shack and House has been replaced with Jacksonville, Arizona, Forks and Italy. Yes… it gets SO much nerdier.
I get it, im not legit. who are you, the rules police?
So, as you move around the “board”; the numbers are the amount of people you kill as a newborn vampire (before you go vegetarian duh), the names represent the vampire that turned you, and then we have the special skill you inherit when you finally turn vampire. BFD, I picked flying and being skinny… this is my Twilight JAFI, I’ll do what I want. Mind you, as much as we wanted to think it was lame… we played for a very long time while the waitress gritted on us to leave.
What did we learn from this action packed event? We’re all going to Jacksonville, so we better stop hating and go in some fresh Florida gear, start listening to Kid Rock.
Biter: Bella* (post vampire, duh)
Superpower: Flying (both of you can shut it)
no really, this happened.
JAFI, it’s the new new.