Kellan’s NYE Bash in Miami

31 12 2009

Klutch 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach

Pray for this….

Did someone say PARTY? Can we play hott jock beer pong?

Hey Miami Sig O’s… Just Jared is throwing the mother of all new years eve parties at Klutch night club in Miami Beach.  We can only assume that new shirtless pics of our dear Slutz are about to hit the webs. Let’s all mentally prepare ourselves for more Slutz in 2010.


Twilight Before Christmas – Canceled!

19 12 2009

The entire city of DC and surrounding vicinities are buried under a foot+ of snow. I cannot put Cardboard Edward in harm’s way – he would never survive the blizzard. Regretfully, we’ve had to cancel tonight’s TWILIGHT Before Christmas party.

Hot Toddies with Cardboard Edward sound nice right about now

Sorry dudes!

[photo via SassyKathy]

TWILIGHT before christmas – Sat Dec 19

14 12 2009

Hold onto your panties, DC/MD/VA!! Hopefully you’ve reserved this Saturday for awesomeness. Rattler will be playing downstairs, and we will be partying upstairs with Garutachi. It’s all going down Sat Dec 19 at Rock and Roll Hotel.

clicky clicky to RSVP

Come meet your SigO’s, and tell Santa Cullen what you want for xmas, you naughty naughty 🙂

21+ … sorry young’ns.

RSVP to the event on Facebook

Rock and Roll Hotel

Bella Gets Carried Like a MF

9 10 2009

sike – she gets a ride from studly Chass-KAY aka Sam Uley.

would you a ride on the wolfy express?

NY sigO’s – catch Chaske, Alex and Edi on the reals at the big Halloween party in Atlantic City! Clicky clicky for the details.

The Pool After Dark

[movie still via JJJ]

Twi take over in Vegas

8 10 2009

Oh hell yes.

One of my best friends does PR for Vueve Cliquot and is throwing this sure to be amazing party.  Yellow Label all the way bitches!

“1 Ticket, 2 Parties at 2 Venues – Halloween Night. Veuve Clicquot presents Yelloween at TAO and LAVO Nightclubs. Join Twilight Stars Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz at TAO and HBO’s True Blood Stars Rutina Wesley and Sam Trammell LAVO.”

Twi hards to Tao, Truebies to Lavo- and the Twi-Bloods (aka ME) to BOTH!



I know I'll be there suckas

I know I'll be there suckas

Don’t hate. VEGAS BABY!!!!

RoBear Walks Alone in the Rain

19 09 2009

don’t cha just wanna hold his hand? where are all his faithful umbrella holders?

im a loner. a rebel.

i'm a loner. a rebel.

RoBear snuck out solo style from the Eclipse cast party in Vancouvy yesterday (Friday).  He can stand under my umbrella. ella ella. ay ay ay.

[via Celebrity-Gossip]

Josh Madden Parties with Our Bitches. Pffft.

15 09 2009

Sig O Sarahterrible’s big bro Josh got to BRODOWN with Anna Kendrick AND Rachelle Lefevre at MOD Club in Toronto with none other than photographer Merlin Bronques (@Bronques for you tweetfreaks) of lastnightsparty fame. I am so jealous I could spit nails. PA-TOOEY!

this is what is sounds like when doves cry

not fair, not fair! ::stomps feet::

vampire nerrrd alerrrrt! jk we hearts you

its autumn sunrise. you like?

it's autumn sunrise. you like?

For more pics of Josh, Rachelle, Anna and other non-Twi hotties like Mena Suvari, check out the full gallery from MOD club on LNP [warning NSFW]. And while you’re at it, give your coffee table a little extra je ne sais quoi with Bronques’ book “lastnightsparty: Where Were You Last Night?” on Buy that shit.