New Twi Tatt

29 11 2009

LOLOLO:Ijgakdj asg jkda;gfga ra;lkjyg

Really? Seriously? For really REAL?????

At first I thought he had a mullet, then I realized it was actually shading… shading to accentuate his overly wide jaw and face in general. And can you please take a close look at the bottom part of the the right side of his face? Either he’s growing a second chin, or he is melting.

I seriously feel bad for this girl’s SigBoy, or future SigBoy. Missionary 4LikeEvvs.

I really don’t know if this tops the OG shitty edward tatt…

The OG Edward as Kevin Spacey Sleeve

[thanks @hothearted]

Searching for eternal love?

12 11 2009

Man, this morning I was catching up on all my headlines… Tiffanie Amber Thiessen is pregnant (peace out Saved By the Bell Reunion, unless they decide to battle the hard issues like getting knocked up in your 40s) and Spencer Pratt is debating getting a vasectomy (Next up on the View).

On the same page is this beaut of an ad…

Love Ad

May as well be searching for an eternal lawyer...

I’m telling you this… (cue music “This Will Be (An Everlasting Love)”) Nobody is finding animal magnetism like that on Catch Me (record scratch). I wonder what would happen if the Summit Bloodhounds found this… I mean they didn’t even photoshop out the “sparkle points,” wtf.

Menh. 8 DAYS, 8 DAYS!!!!!