Sex within Reach

16 04 2010

no such thing as a bad side

L.A. SigO’s, Clear your MF-ing Weekend STAT. Here’s your chance to a. pay your bills and b. work with Rob. There’s a casting call tomorrow for Water for Elephants in L.A. DID YOU HEAR US. TOMORROW. ROB.

Sande Alessi Casting
13731 Ventura Blvd.
2nd Floor
Sherman Oaks, CA 91423

Saturday, April 17th
12:00noon to 2:00pm

Please bring a 3×5 current color photo OR we can take one for $2.00

Include all information, name, phone numbers, height, weight, all clothing sizes and union status.

There is an open casting call for the film “Water for Elephants” … You can audition for a role in the Robert Pattinson film if you are in L.A. on April 17th. You must meet these requirements:

• Caucasian men with very 1930s looking period faces.
• African American men with short 1930s period haircuts, all size 46 coat or smaller.
• Caucasian women with shoulder length hair or shorter, size 6 or smaller.

*No piercings, tattoos, no breast implants, no artificial nails, no highlighted or colored hair (natural looking color is okay).

[via Hollywood Dame]

Vote for Rob

23 12 2009

oh rob, you make me feel like picking a fight with my boyfriend

Rob’s up for E!’s “Celebrity of the Year” against losers like the Kardashians, Jon and Kate and Megan Fox as well as our arch nemesis, Miley Cyrus. It’s a hands-down no brainer (although I do love me some Lady Gaga), but if you want to make sure our main man wins, be sure to vote!

[via the Examiner]

Taylor and Rob are some of MTV’s MOTY

17 12 2009

sex in a tux

Taylor beat out Rob on MTV’s Man of the Year list, coming in at #4 while Robear is #6. WILF>VILF? This list is a little wack, considering Adam Lambert beat them both out. Whatevz.

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more about "Taylor’s Year in a Nutshell", posted with vodpod

[via MTV]

Rob rocks an “LB” hat

23 11 2009

Love Bella

Rob’s Halloween appearance on MTV!!

22 10 2009

Rob Pattinson is appearing alongside AFI (who is headlining), Paramore, Kid Cudi and Death by Sunrise as part of MTV’s Ulalume Festival. This is supposed to air on October 30th, but the Fangoria website says it’s filming at Merriweather Post Pavillion in Columbia, MD on October 23. That’s tomorrow! 


Oh hello Autumn Robear

Oh hello Autumn Robear

The show, which takes its name from the Edgar Allen Poe poem of the same name, will be sure to celebrate all things spooky and this year’s Halloween. Under a gray autumn sky with withering leaves, the festival grounds will transform into a ghoul haunted woodland featuring a costume contest and more tricks set to unfold throughout the night. Performances straight from Ulalume will air during a Halloween-themed week on MTV,, mtvU, and, with more details to be announced. 


He is going to be on a segment called “MTV Ulalume: Howling at New Moon” as part of the NM promotional tour. 

Happy Halloweenie!

Real talk: Comic Con NM Panel Re-Cap

23 07 2009

OK so there were NO VIDEOS allowed this year at the panel, unlike last year. SO I am going to do my very best to re-cap, alliecupcake style. And for the record, I was not in attendance, this is what I have gathered from the press and twitter.

First off the panel this year included: Director Chris Weitz, K-Stew, Robear, Ashley Adorable Greene, and TayLaut.  No Nikki 😦  But then again Rosalie isn’t a big part of New Moon so I wont make sadface.


interesting seating arrangement

interesting seating arrangement

As you can see, Taylor was sat in between Kstew and Robear. Why? Maybe because Jacob really actually does come between them in the movie. Maybe Summit was trying to shake things up with the fans.

First they really got people hyped with showing a little tastey-taste of the movie. They showed a clip of the motorcycle scene with Jacob and Bella, also showing what Bella’s ghost like hallucinations of Edward will look like. Fans need to see this, New Moon is practically Edward Cullen-less. I am hoping that something leaks onto youtube…

Then questions from the fans. I am not going to re-cap all of these I will just key point the best ones.

First can I say apparently someone dressed as Dracula got up and asked Rob how he could be a better Dracula? LOLZ, Summit threw this question out, but props to that guy and his BALLS.

Through the fan questions, we learned various things- Taylor did all his own stunts, Rob just stood by and “looked pretty”. When the director was asked what the actors bring to their roles he said Rob was “cold and sparkly”, I like this guy, he makes funnies.

My favorite fan question- What are the actors looking forward to?

Ashley- Doing fight scenes in Eclipse, Taylor- the tent/ sleeping bag scene in Eclipse, KStew- “I can’t wait to actually get pregnant”, Rob- “Actually, being involved in the cesarean, I just can’t wait.”  Too effing funny. That was your price of admission right there kids.


"I will never do comedy, I am not very funny"  yeah right

"I will never do comedy, I am not very funny" yeah right

Taylor and Rob also rocked the dueling plaid shirts, and K-Stew was still very Joan Jett looking.


is she playing hard to get or WHAT?

is she playing hard to get or WHAT?

Now this is where Imma get all “alliecupcake” on you. I just have to say my peace about this. A LOT of you were mega pissed that Kristen didn’t come looking more “Bella”. Some of you even tweeted about extentions should have been put in her hair, that she showed up “out of it” dare I say “cracked out” and was completely moody and awkward. When have we known Kristen to be anything BUT awkward? If that bitch had shown up with some Hollywood-ass weave in, after we KNOW she was on SET filming the Runaways YESTERDAY in L.A., how fake would that be? She is REAL. This is why we love her. Or so I thought. She has been immersed in playing JOAN MOTHEREFFING JETT for about 2 months now. Joan Jett in heydey! Cracked out,moody, brooding, rocker chick Joan Jett. She was filming yesterday, you can see I was still mullet watching this morning!. She probably has to go right back on set tomorrow. At what point in her day was she to get this weave put in? Gimme a break.  You can’t expect someone to snap out of one character and into the other like that. No good actor should have to do that. I personally kind of feel bad for them for having to drop everything they are working on and just show up to Comic Con with screaming crazy fans. But they do it. Cause they love and appreciate us. Can we do the same back please? Kristen was doing Kristen. She’s great. Plus we all know she enjoys smoking the Devil’s Cabbage and maybe, just maybe her and JJ smoked a joint before the Comic Con. But that’s just speculation…


Okay now that I am finished, you should probably know that after they took fan questions and had a few laughs, they decided to show another CLIP. An ITALY CLIP! The scene where Bella and Alice are racing to save Edward, and then she runs thru the fountain! I heard it was nothing less than glorious. Part of me wants to see this, part of me wants to save it for November 20, 2009. Real talk.




Also watch these adorable videos of E!’s Ben Lyons interviewing Ashley, then Taylor and KStew here

NOTE- THEY DON’T HAVE TWITTERS, they are all fakes. but Ben Lyons does, @iambenlyons follow him, he’s cool.