Kristen Stewart on The Yellow Handkerchief

25 02 2010

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part trailer, part interview, all kstew!

p.s. the movie opens tonight (friday).

{via Movieweb]

Burberry Stew

23 02 2010

Front row status bitches. Seriously Kate Hudson and MKO need to step off and stop hoping some of the KStew will rub off on them…they are jockin her. HARD.

02.23.10: Burberry Prorsum Show – LFW Autumn/Winter 2010

oh shit kid!!!!

Kate Hudson, Fierceness

thats right, lean in a little closer K Hud

oh MK, take the sunglasses off

Kstew Kills At Life


[via Kstewartfan]

Kristen won her BAFTA. duh

23 02 2010

Like I said…

In London with her Orange Rising Star Award

Kristen Stewart won the Orange Rising Star award at the British Academy of Film and Television Arts last night in London, beating out her Adventurelandcostar Jesse EisenbergA Single Man starNicholas Hoult (formerly of the amazing British teen soap Skins), An Education’s Carey Mulligan, and Tahar Rahim from France’s Foreign Language Oscar nominee, A Prophet.

While we think Kristen is more than deserving of the award, didn’t it come a year too late? She’s been working steadily since appearing as Jodie Foster’s daughter in 2002’s The Panic Room, but she broke out in the past few years with a string of notable performances (Into the WildIn the Land of Women,The Cake Eaters, and oh yeah, Twilight). She’s on the cover of tabloids as often as Angie and Brad, her “are they or aren’t they?” alleged romance with costar Robert Pattinson makes for constant blog speculation, and she’s about to get paid a reported $12 million for the next Twilight installment, Eclipse.

Girlfriend is already a star.

[via Crushable]

Kristen Stewart at LA Premiere of The Yellow Handkerchief

19 02 2010

Check out the beautiful bitchface Stew wearing an Azzaro Fall 2009 RTW Graffiti Dress with her Yellow Handkerchief co-stars Maria Bello and William Hurt at the premiere.

Bello, Hurt, Stew

signature lip bite

signature bitchface

she's a leggy one

it's a smile! a gorgeous one!

Sure Rob. Sure. Vagina Allergy.

15 02 2010

Yep, I bet there's a giant rash on the back of your head.

In the latest issue of Details, Robear can be seen in an intensely naked photo shoot with lots of model nakedness. Naked.

from PopEater

The ‘Twilight’ heartthrob revealed what it was like working with naked women for the magazine. “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover.”

Riiiight. If my boyfriend was doing a photo shoot with naked women running around and a special crotch headshot for the cover, you sure as hell better believe he’s allergic to vaginas that day. Like kryptonite.

Weeellll. Glean what you want, but this to me says she’s got him on a nice short leash. Bravo KStew.

March Vanity Fair cover- KStew AND AKen

10 02 2010

Abbie Cornish, 27, Rebecca Hall, 27, Anna Kendrick, 24, Carey Mulligan, 24, Amanda Seyfried, 24, Kristen Stewart, 19, Emma Stone, 21, Mia Wasikowska, 20, Evan Rachel Wood, 24 all adorn the latest cover of Vanity Fair.


the cover is a pullout, Anna is looking adory all the way to the right, Kristen makes the actual cover, of course

newsstand cover, buy it

Wait… what? Kristen gets denied at an Ed Hardy Party…

27 01 2010

Waaaaait….. This is a joke right? So MANY things are wrong with this.

According to OK Magazine, our darling KStew was trying to stop by the Ed Hardy Shoes Happy Hour (yes, that’s not a typo, Ed Hardy) before she was to appear on stage with Joan Jett in Park City, Utah… AND WAS DENIED ENTRANCE! Granted it was totally due to her age… but this seems to be the equivalent of that time in high school when I thought I wanted to be a athletic trainer (ankle tapers, water bottle runners) for football and got knocked off the field when I wasn’t paying attention (i had air time, it was the homecoming game).

Moral of the story – it was embarrassing, it was very public, but I learned my lesson. I promptly went home, plugged in Portishead and slid into the comfort of “disenchanted youth.” Today I am happy to say that “disenchanted adult” has been really rewarding.

KStew, go home… listen to a little Iron and Wine and never look back. We all make mistakes.