9. A pair of Tom’s a la Kstew.
8. A red robe, Italy style, to be worn when you jump out in front of whoever won that fucking Volvo.
7. A Boy by Band of Outsiders button-down (that’s who made Bella’s green shirt).
6. A three-wolf moon tee, because now you have a new reason to wear one. If you already have one, regift with pride.