Oh No! Nakey Nake Ashley!

15 08 2009
I don't post nakey pix that aren't mine so here's 1 of The Doll fully clothed (aka NOT nakey)

I don't post nakey pix that aren't mine so here's 1 of The Doll fully clothed (aka NOT nakey)

If I were as super amazingly gorgeous & smoking hot as the lovely dollicious Ashley Greene, not only would there be nakey pix of me on the interwebs but I’d also print about 5,000 full color flyers & personally put one on every car in a 5 mile radius. But hey, that would be A OK because they would MY pictures. It is not A OK to post someone else’s nakey pic on the interwebs. That said they following is my letter to the assface that posted Ashley’s nake-nake pic without her permission:

Dear Assface:

Shame on you! What would you have to gain from posting the Queen of Adorable’s nakey photo on the interwebs?! How dare you! Go tell your mama she raised you wrong.

Very sincerely,

*sarah terrible*

And now my letter to Ashley:

Dear Dollface

OMJ! How pissed off is your Dad?!

xoxoxo

*sarah terrible*





TayLaut on a date? You be the judge!

20 07 2009

So several online sources claim Taylor Lautner was out on a lunch date Saturday afternoon at the sunset Marquis in LA.  To me the photos look like a friendly lil chat.  I see NO CANOODLING! No canoodling of any sort!  My vote? Just friends, just friends.  Must everyone always claim that 2 people out eating a meal together are on a date.  Plus there are several pics that look as though he’s talking about how much he’s in love with me & how awesome I am… er, um..

I’m just happy he looks happy.  She looks pretty happy too *but of course, she is out to lunch with TL*





Jailbait SPEAKS!

17 07 2009

Self explanatory, mega cutie pie baby Taylor Lautner did a lil viddy for interview magazine .com … Love the musculs *not a typo, sound it out bitches* can’t decide how I feel bout the baby brooding though.  We’ve got RoBear to fill the brooding catagory, let’s keep TL (aka Jailbait extraordinaire) in the smiling innocent catagory please.  Quite tasty. TL *yummy*





oh snippity snap riley has been cast

17 07 2009

And thank the LORD JEEBUS it is this unknown Australian actor : Xavier Samuel

 

this is a picture of one lucky bastard

this is a picture of one lucky bastard

Cause seriously, I was a little worried it was gonna be Channing Tatum, and I really just didn’t feel like I could handle a possible pants off -dance off in the middle of the forest. No no no no.

 

this is a picture of someone NOT playing RIley in Eclipse

this is a picture of someone NOT playing RIley in Eclipse

I enjoy the unknown. Bring it Xavier.





Was there wooing?

25 06 2009

Some lucky man had the pleasure of eating dinner with the Dollicious Ashley Greene at Katsuya in Hollywood the other night. I wonder who it was? I like to think it was some wonderfully perfect man wooing our Doll with roses & poems & door opening. The whole nine. She deserves it, we all do:)

Woo me.  Me & my super cute ears

Woo me. Me & my super cute ears





She’s a doll, A DOLL I TELL YOU!

25 06 2009

Ashley Greene is just such a doll. This photo was my fav from her shoot for Nylon magazine. Nylon, love it! There’s only one photo I don’t like, the one where she’s posed like a dirty tramp sitting on the counter, because it takes away from her innate dollishness. Ashley Greene is quite OBV not a dirty tramp, she is a precious doll. No more tramp poses for her!

Hi I'm so very doll like, isn't it impossible not to love me

Hi I'm so very doll like, isn't it impossible not to love me





Sweet Baby JEEBUS! Look at KELLAN!

24 06 2009

You know I love the wolves, hell yes, with the muscles, and the brownness, and brownness, and the muscles… BUT … SWEET BABY JEEBUS, look at Kellan in this photo shoot for Max Magazine. Oh me oh my. With the man prettiness and the lips and lips and the man prettiness.

Hi I'm Kellan I'll make you forget about tan dark haired men.

Hi I'm Kellan I'll make you forget about tan dark haired men.