Sure Rob. Sure. Vagina Allergy.

Yep, I bet there's a giant rash on the back of your head.

In the latest issue of Details, Robear can be seen in an intensely naked photo shoot with lots of model nakedness. Naked.

from PopEater

The ‘Twilight’ heartthrob revealed what it was like working with naked women for the magazine. “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover.”

Riiiight. If my boyfriend was doing a photo shoot with naked women running around and a special crotch headshot for the cover, you sure as hell better believe he’s allergic to vaginas that day. Like kryptonite.

Weeellll. Glean what you want, but this to me says she’s got him on a nice short leash. Bravo KStew.