Wait… what? Kristen gets denied at an Ed Hardy Party…

27 01 2010

Waaaaait….. This is a joke right? So MANY things are wrong with this.

According to OK Magazine, our darling KStew was trying to stop by the Ed Hardy Shoes Happy Hour (yes, that’s not a typo, Ed Hardy) before she was to appear on stage with Joan Jett in Park City, Utah… AND WAS DENIED ENTRANCE! Granted it was totally due to her age… but this seems to be the equivalent of that time in high school when I thought I wanted to be a athletic trainer (ankle tapers, water bottle runners) for football and got knocked off the field when I wasn’t paying attention (i had air time, it was the homecoming game).

Moral of the story – it was embarrassing, it was very public, but I learned my lesson. I promptly went home, plugged in Portishead and slid into the comfort of “disenchanted youth.” Today I am happy to say that “disenchanted adult” has been really rewarding.

KStew, go home… listen to a little Iron and Wine and never look back. We all make mistakes.

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7 responses

27 01 2010
applewithfangholes

your posts are the tits!

27 01 2010
applewithfangholes

p.s. is it just me or does ed hardy look like the jon from jon and kate +8?

27 01 2010
AlexisAvenged

Ed Hardy is “designed” by Christian Audigier. That photo isn’t him; it is Jon Gosselin. Lol

27 01 2010
hollerway

lol. you’re funny, Apple.

27 01 2010
TwiLex

Me no likie John John, he’s gross.

27 01 2010
Alliecupcake

Haha Ed Hardy is an old tattoo artist isn’t he? He’s not an actual clothing designer. Damn Apple. LOLz dats Jon gosselin

28 01 2010
applewithfangholes

snicker

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