Yeah dudes. It’s on.
Thelma and Louise (Alliecupcake and JJ) have been tweeting from the road and I have to take it upon myself to make sure that you all are well aware of the ridiculousness that’s ensuing. So far I’ve heard about Kentucky bourbon, WV sucking (sorry WV), blazing thru Indiana & Illinois in 2 hours and yes… purchasing un official Twi gear anywhere humanly possible. oooo, does that make Edward – Brad Pitt?
See the lovely JJ model a (blurry, nbd) pair of gold apple earrings purchased in Kentucky, im really hoping that they came from a shop that also sells Mexican Jumping Beans.
And, be still my heart… an authentic Team Jacob dreamcatcher/tamborine/hand drum. That shit’s so authentic, it’s PRE-JAKE. I certainly hope you bitches bought an extra one to bring back home.
So, if the tally still stands, they’ve cleared 6 states thus far. Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky, Indiana, Illinois and Missouri. (currently on the border of Kansas, like 1 mile away). Seriously, don’t end up like Thelma and Louise and take Edward down with you.
Be Safe. (yeah, I said it, shut up)
Stay tuned….Edward’s going to Denver to tap the Rockies, and then on to…oh yes…the Grand Canyon. Holler at your Road Warriors.