Sex within Reach

no such thing as a bad side

L.A. SigO’s, Clear your MF-ing Weekend STAT. Here’s your chance to a. pay your bills and b. work with Rob. There’s a casting call tomorrow for Water for Elephants in L.A. DID YOU HEAR US. TOMORROW. ROB.

Sande Alessi Casting
13731 Ventura Blvd.
2nd Floor
Sherman Oaks, CA 91423

Saturday, April 17th
12:00noon to 2:00pm

Please bring a 3×5 current color photo OR we can take one for $2.00

Include all information, name, phone numbers, height, weight, all clothing sizes and union status.

Requirements:
There is an open casting call for the film “Water for Elephants” … You can audition for a role in the Robert Pattinson film if you are in L.A. on April 17th. You must meet these requirements:

• Caucasian men with very 1930s looking period faces.
• African American men with short 1930s period haircuts, all size 46 coat or smaller.
• Caucasian women with shoulder length hair or shorter, size 6 or smaller.

*No piercings, tattoos, no breast implants, no artificial nails, no highlighted or colored hair (natural looking color is okay).

[via Hollywood Dame]

Summer Plans 4 U

Stalking Robear.

If you told yourself 2010 was the year you were gonna drop 10 lbs. and find love, well sugar tits, prepare to spend your summer in Ithaca, N.Y., being the only aloof girl in town and hopefully catching Rob’s eye.

Yeah right, but seriously, rumor has it that Rob will be at Cornell along with the rest of the cast of Water for Elephants (including Sean Penn and Reese W.), which centers on a Cornell veterinary student who drops out and joins the circus after his parents are killed. RPattz will star in the film as central character Jacob Jankowski. Filming starts in June.

[via the Ithaca Journal]