Hold onto your panties, DC/MD/VA!! Hopefully you’ve reserved this Saturday for awesomeness. Rattler will be playing downstairs, and we will be partying upstairs with Garutachi. It’s all going down Sat Dec 19 at Rock and Roll Hotel.
clicky clicky to RSVP
Come meet your SigO’s, and tell Santa Cullen what you want for xmas, you naughty naughty 
21+ … sorry young’ns.
Don’t be like Miley Cyrus.
you cant sit at our table!!@$#!!&%!
“I don’t believe in it. I don’t like vampires. I don’t like the wolf that pops out of the screen when I’m watching my TV at night. I don’t like it. I don’t want anything to do with it. I don’t like the shirts. I don’t like any of it…”I think it’s a cult. I think it’s bad. I think it’s, like, just people get too into it. I feel really lame because everyone is so excited and I’m like, ‘Don’t even talk about it.’” – Miley Cyrus in SFGate
She’s wrong. Yes, you CAN believe in it. Join the cult. It’s so tight.
One.More.Day.
Calling all FANCIES!!! You’ve waited long enough. Join our posse and take a ride on the Hilarity Express down to Awesometown.
Rush season is opening FRIDAY DEC 4!!! It will be open until we reach our max limit on our free account for the survey jammy jam. Snooze you lose.
Friday, Dec 4. It's a BFD.
There will be a grueling quiz testing your Twi knowledge, followed by you signing your first-born over to us in your own blood. jk jk … but there seriously is a quiz and pledge – study up, bitches.
Do you have what it takes to be a SigO? Oh reaheeheeallly??
This shit WILL sell out! BUY TICKETS NOW
We are going to see New Moon opening night – Thursday 11/19 midnight (12:01 am) showing – at the Uptown (AMC Loews Uptown 1) on Connecticut in Cleveland Park. It’s one of DC’s few remaining classic theaters with balcony seating to boot. By Metro, take the red line to Cleveland Park. You can’t miss it.
Yes, it’s a school night, sorry young’uns!
They are having a DOUBLE FEATURE:
9pm – Twilight
12:01am – New Moon
If you go to see Twilight, you can save your seat for New Moon!!
I will cut a bitch for upper balcony seats.
Get STOked
Come hang. Don’t sleep on buying your tix! Clicky clicky
[If you already bought your tix for Chinatown, they will refund you. You just gotta go there in person.]
Check it out. Our girl Sarah gets into town and we’re all like… let’s get live. You just got in from L.A., we need to figure out where the dopest party on the east coast is. Turns out, it was right here in Silver Spring… at the Austin Grill. BALLIN’!!!! Yeah, so, Friday night, I met up with Alliecupcake and Sarahterrible at Downtown Silver Spring’s very own Austin Grill(e?). Miss Allie works upstairs at a fancy spa (if it’s hairy, she’ll wax it… if it’s busted, she’ll rub the lotion on it’s skin) so it was the best choice for us to make with Eggspectation right on its heels.
We’re here, we’re drinking, but the drinks just aren’t coming fast enough… apparently the bartenders hit critical mass at about 8pm on a Friday night. Sarah then decides that we are going to entertain ourselves by playing her brand new creation… JAFI. What is JAFI you ask? JAFI = MASH except the Mansion, Apartment, Shack and House has been replaced with Jacksonville, Arizona, Forks and Italy. Yes… it gets SO much nerdier.
I get it, im not legit. who are you, the rules police?
So, as you move around the “board”; the numbers are the amount of people you kill as a newborn vampire (before you go vegetarian duh), the names represent the vampire that turned you, and then we have the special skill you inherit when you finally turn vampire. BFD, I picked flying and being skinny… this is my Twilight JAFI, I’ll do what I want. Mind you, as much as we wanted to think it was lame… we played for a very long time while the waitress gritted on us to leave.
What did we learn from this action packed event? We’re all going to Jacksonville, so we better stop hating and go in some fresh Florida gear, start listening to Kid Rock.
STATS:
Alliecupcake
Where: Jacksonville
Biter: Bella* (post vampire, duh)
Victims: 7
Superpower: Shield
Sarahterrible
Where: Jacksonville
Biter: Riley
Victims: 20
Superpower: Shield
Hollerway
Where: Jacksonville
Biter: Benjamin
Victims: 3
Superpower: Flying (both of you can shut it)
no really, this happened.
JAFI, it’s the new new.
Edward decor was DAZZLING
Edward wore is Sig O pin! how cute!
jj giving him a kissy poo
sarahterrible and Edward just goofin
it was a classy affair
jj and sarahterrible talking about all things twi no doubt
Sig Tifa and fresherin
Edward kicking it with Sig Alinalicious wearing her Sig O beater. tight.
jj and alliecupcake killin the truffle oil popcorn during the movie screening
Edward Cullen has a POSSE
hollerway: apple charm-check, sigma pin-check
Sig O Melissa and Edward..is it a grope? looks like it's heading that way
the ambience was perfect. when we werent watching Twi we were listening to Joy Division and The Cure
LisEsme shenanigans
a Sig O SAYS WHUT
alliecupcake loves her Twi postcards
can’t wait to see|meet|hang|reunite|party with you. we will twi. and it will be SO TIGHT.
props to TwiLex and BaltimoreBella for inspiring this event!
This weekend marked the turning point for my little n00b buddy who decided to finally get her ass in gear and finish the goddamn books. I just had to post this as motivation to get her to the finish line by the party on the 19th. Because if she’s not done, I’m going to start posting others with her face in the shot… in awkward situations and then send the blog to her boss. So psyched about my first hazing. AIR RAID…
ALLLLLLIIISSSSSSOOOONNNNNNNNNNN
GETERDONE! You have 6 days…
It’s VA SigO LisEsme‘s Birfday!
we heart you
We hope you have a wonderful day and get twi cupcakes and all kinds of covered in feathers today!
Hey SigOs –
We have read your emails and decided to answer the call… Come meet your sister SigOs on July 19th at EatBar in Arlington, VA. We will be mixing it up over cocktails and nerdery, so, come one, come all (yes that means you little underage hussies, too) and get your Twilight on. There’s strength in numbers, so tell your friends, hope to see you there!
RSVP to SigmaTwiOmega@gmail.com – let us know you if you are coming!
partytime excellent
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