Ashley Greene at the MoMA

I don’t normally comment on the Doll, but check her ass out.

Girl, don't hurt 'em.

Ashley Greene attended the Tribute to Tim Burton at the MoMA on the 17th. Busy laaaaady.

Prepare for Butt-Naked Volturi

***MEGA GIGANTIC SPOILER ALERT***

hi. i'm caius. are you picturing me naked? well, there's more where that came from, darling.

ooohhh no he di-INT!! oh yes he DID. JamBo spoiled the shizz out of a NAKED Volturi scene.

“We just all sit there, completely naked, for one scene” …  “Yeah, it’s me, Michael Sheen and Christopher [Heyerdahl]; we just sit there, naked…It’s a full-body shot, and then Peter [Facinelli] comes in, and it all gets a bit awkward,” Bower says. “[Carlisle] is clothed completely. They’re bathing in sort of a Roman bath kind of thing.” [via MTV.com]

roman bath vampire scene????!! stop. just stop right now. no more. i want to savor it.

p.s. is it “butt-naked” or “buck-naked”?

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[via New Moon Movie]

Happy Bday LisEsme!!

It’s VA SigO LisEsme‘s Birfday!

we heart you

We hope you have a wonderful day and get twi cupcakes and all kinds of covered in feathers today!

Vampire Books…

Our gals over at Twitarded have this 100-ish ways Twilight Changed my Life list and one that I came across, “I have only read vampire books since January” totally sums it up for me.  It’s like I’ve only done vampire things since the books came into my life. I always wear black, but now I feel like I am doing it with a purpose. If you aren’t pale and kinda creepy… well, I just don’t have time for you. So, when the books were finished, I needed something else to fill the void. I turned to the Sookie Stackhouse (True Blood) series.

w.t.f…. It’s insane how different they are from the Twilight saga, but not… It’s like I went from reading Sweet Valley High (I really hate that I keep dating myself) to some smutty Harlequin (there I go again) romance novel. Don’t get me wrong, it’s pretty tight, but I swear every other page has got me blushing like a nun in a whorehouse. The crazy thing is… they ARE strikingly similar, yet world’s apart (no spoil). Sookie’s been covered in feathers since page 17. A lot of f***ing feathers (spoil).

I’m only finishing the first novel and I have like 10 others to go, but I’m kinda psyched. It’s like reading about the Cullens’ country fam to the south, that they never invite over… because they only listen to Lynyrd Skynyrd and put cigarettes out on their tongues. Maybe that’s a little dramatic. Read them, love them, thank me later.

being beat up is the new sexy

I am not sure why robear is injured daily on this set but it makes me want to “take care” of him. and by take care if him I mean…

 

bloody and sexy. bloody sexy.

god damn, let me be your nurse…

Bookazine? Sexy Stars of Twi

oh really? all the stars of twilight are sexy? you dont say

Thank you, US Weekly! Maybe just because they coined a newterm : bookazine, does this special edition issue,(which comes out TODAY twi hearts, with 7 posters, 140 photos, they say, as well as interviews- whoa), get me mega STOked. I really want one actually. I am not ashamed. I am sure all the glossy gorgeousness in this bookazine will be too much beauty to take.

The edition is available for pre-order at $9.99 here.

Also they show the Godmother, Stephenie Meyer some glossy sexy love:

writing the saga even makes you SEXY

oh the gloriousness and sexiness of it all, le sigh

lezbo scene btn kstew and dakota … say WHAT?!

omg omg omg omgeeEEEEEE!!

life and style is saying that there will be hott and heavy girl-on-girl action between kstew and 15 yr old dakota fanning in The Runaways.

“In one scene, the girls share an intense lip-lock and their clothes end up scattered all over their hotel-room floor,” the publication says of the pair. “Dakota’s very controlled and poised. She’s going to have to lose herself in this, because it’s really pretty heavy.”

::KABOOM as mind is blown::

if dakota is 15, does that mean it is also pedo?

tight little ashes montage

went opening night with sigO’s Hollerway, FreshErin and some other non-twi friends. let me premise this by saying YES i am a serious fan of roBear, but NO that does not outweigh my ability to judge him fairly in roles that are non-edwardian.

it was a bit funnier than i think it was meant to be, but that’s probably cuz i giggle every time i see him. honestly, i very impressed with his ability to channel such an emotionally volatile character. by the end, i had forgotten all about Edward Cullen.    SIKE.

no, for real, it was tight. go see it.

highlights:

• see roBear in a more vulnerable role, and by vulnerable i mean as the bottom. ZING!
• multiple nakey scenes, including pubes shot
• a bunch of other hotties, even though roBear is the best
• laugh to the point of tears
• cry your eyes out in sadness

here’s a little taste…

NON-SPOILER MONTAGE (fan-made by Any4vi)

Kelly Taylor & Dr. Cullen play Twilight. In bed.

Yeah girl, that’s what’s up. Thanks Ashlern!

(from SF Gate)

Garth Likes Facinelli To Dress Up as ‘Twilight’ Character

don't move, I want to try something....

Actress Jennie Garth has an unusual way of spicing up her marriage to “Twilight” actor Peter Facinelli — she makes him pretend to be his vampire character.

Facinelli plays Dr. Cullen, the father of Robert Pattinson’s character, in the original film and in upcoming sequel “New Moon.”

And the actor admits his wife is so fond of the fang-toothed doctor she makes him constantly roleplay to keep their eight-year marriage steamy.

He tells the New York Daily News, “She has me dress up like all the time. She says, ‘Put the doctor’s coat on!’ I’m like, ‘Again?’”