it’s the cliiiiiiiiimb
For the creepy perv in you….
In the latest issue of Details, Robear can be seen in an intensely naked photo shoot with lots of model nakedness. Naked.
from PopEaterThe ‘Twilight’ heartthrob revealed what it was like working with naked women for the magazine. “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover.”
Riiiight. If my boyfriend was doing a photo shoot with naked women running around and a special crotch headshot for the cover, you sure as hell better believe he’s allergic to vaginas that day. Like kryptonite.
Weeellll. Glean what you want, but this to me says she’s got him on a nice short leash. Bravo KStew.
I wish this was real. Don’t worry, it’s not.
[via Pattinson Anonymous]
Oooohh a boy, a tripod and a green screen. We are proud of you, dude.
Really? Seriously? For really REAL?????
At first I thought he had a mullet, then I realized it was actually shading… shading to accentuate his overly wide jaw and face in general. And can you please take a close look at the bottom part of the the right side of his face? Either he’s growing a second chin, or he is melting.
I seriously feel bad for this girl’s SigBoy, or future SigBoy. Missionary 4LikeEvvs.
I really don’t know if this tops the OG shitty edward tatt…
annnnnnddd cue spitting your coffee out…GO!
While we are in the Halloween stupid funny spirit, if you have not yet chosen your costume, consider being Robear as Salvador Dali from Little Ashes.
Was: $7.00 Now: $0.98
This black bandana can be used to cover up a messy ‘do, or it can be hung as art. It features select Twilight cast members, after all! Measures about 20” x 20”. Imported.
No seriously, Sig O’s, these jawns are only $0.98 !! Talk about a bargain!
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What the Forks…
Although I am a die hard twi hard 4 lyfe, I am an avid True Blood watcher, and reader of Charlaine Harris’ the Sookie Stackhouse novels. If you are too, you will be able to see what I see in this screen cap from TB’s season 2 finale. On the left Sookie’s little yellow clunker, and on the right, Bella’s pickup? Both parked in front of Merlotte’s, the bar Sookie is a waitress at. Say whaaaa.. Bon Temps is not Forks. Coincidence? Sheer happenstance? I think not. (Or maybe, just maybe- I am being sucked into JJ’s world of being conspirator theorist.)
Nice try HBO, but Bella doesn’t hang at Merlotte’s