Whoa. That’s what’s up.

“Take the best sex you’ve ever had in your life, multiply it by 100 and that’s vampire sex.”

ummm… ME! Not that I am (or will ever be) sick of Twi and NM, but like a raging ravaging addict, my tolerance level has risen and now I need more. everytime i rewatch or reread or scour the interwebs for goss, i feel like i am just scraping at resin. FEEEEENING.

june 2010 biatch

Some FACTS from Rotten Tomatoes. 5 in total, full article here.

Fact #1: It’s Darker

The brand new poster for Eclipse (above) hints at a darker tone with its brooding storm clouds. With 30 Days of Night director David Slade at the helm, it’s unsurprising. “Every movie is different because we work with a different director on each one, which I love,” Taylor Lautner tells RT. “David Slade is perfect for the third film because it’s darker. Eclipse was my favourite book.”

Ashley Greene, who plays vampire Alice, tells RT that Slade isn’t just a prince of darkness. “David is actually hysterical,” she laughs, “He has such a dry sense of humour that sometimes you don’t know if he’s kidding or not. Eclipse will be amazing because he has made it far edgier and more dramatic. It’s going to look very cool.”

Fact #2: There Will Be Less “Love Story” and More “War”

“Eclipse isn’t as intimate as Twilight or New Moon,” Robert Pattinson explains to us. “We’re at war, so I get to interact with more characters, not just Kristen. You’ll also find out more about the other members of the Cullen family. It just feels bigger.” But — fear not, Twihards — that isn’t to say the love story is cast aside altogether. “New Moonset up a love triangle with Bella, Edward and Jacob,” says Lautner. “So we explore that further in Eclipse. It’s a tough situation for all of them because Bella is torn between two guys, Jacob can’t get the girl that he loves and then there’s Edward, with all of his issues.”

june june june june. GET HERE NOW. 6 months is sooner than we could have hoped, but still 6 months nonetheless.

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what the hell am i gonna wear?

This just so happens to also be Bonza Bottler day, which by definition is:
“An excuse to celebrate. This happens every month when the day and the date are the same number. (September 9, October 10, November 11, December 12, etc.)”

No doi.

TEAM BELLA!!!!!!

yup yup

nomnomnomnom

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Find me this magazine! Way better than any Cracked foldover pages!

move your hand, let's see what else is touching

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LITERALLY, your own personal brand of heroin.

“Everyone is making a buck off of this craze, from the toy industry, to sex toys, to food, and now even heroin dealers are hopping on board. If you ask me that makes the most sense anyway.

There’s been some new ‘artwork’ circulating from LI into the city on the little packages of China, the words ‘TWILIGHT’ with above it some kind of shitty cartoon rendition of Edward. Poor kid already seems to have enough of a hard time dealing with the fact that he makes 12 year olds have orgasms, now he’s part of people getting high too! The cops are saying that the packages most likely came from a city drug mill. 

There honestly is no better way to get that real vampire look then to become a disgusting heroin junkie. Time for a new obsession America!”

- Written By Tabatha from the MOBLiving.com , the Most Official Bitches online blog.

(I cut out the part where she said she heard New Moon sucked ten marble dicks)

This is his new Twilight inspired video “Morning After Dark” featuring this fresh bitch SoShy!! “SAY IT….OUT LOUD”. The chorus says “When the Vamps come out to play”, Timmy so wants to be a Vampire with those contacts….LOLz

and the song actually set to Twilight clips…you knew it was only a matter of time.

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It was all a dream, I used to read word up magazine

And this is why I love her. Spin Magazine interview:

 Name a song that you’ve listened to in the past 24 hours.

“She’s Only Happy in the Sun.” It’s nonstop Ben Harper in my apartment. My first boyfriend played me this song when I was 14 because my life back then was all about going to Venice Beach. Luckily, we didn’t have a bad breakup, so I don’t have any painful memories attached to the music.

On that note, what song do you associate with your first kiss?
D’Angelo’s “How Does It Feel” was playing at the time — in my head. Honestly, the most memorable make-out sessions I ever had were in [the 2003 movie] Thirteen. Those were hardcore.

Who would you like to portray in a rock biopic?
Rickie Lee Jones. Last year I went to see her at the Largo [in L.A.] on Valentine’s Day by myself. She seems eccentric. She started telling stories about her childhood, and I was thinking, “Oh, maybe this is the night when she wants to make this a personal experience.” But it turns out she does that all the time.

What’s the first album you bought with your own money?
The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill. I liked her in Sister Act 2. Also, I grew up in an area where I was a minority, so it was culturally diverse.

Do you have a go-to karaoke song?
I don’t drink, and karaoke is something you should only do drunk. But I’m obsessed with Adele. I put on “Chasing Pavements” and sing it in my apartment. The great thing about Adele is if you put her on top volume, you actually sound like her while you’re singing. I’ve gotten a few complaints from the neighbors.

What’s the most prized T-shirt in your collection?
[Friend and New Moon star] Kristen [Stewart] and I share a lot of clothes, so I wear a lot of Joan Jettshirts.

Kristen is playing her in a movie.
Yeah, Joan made replicas of the ones she used to wear in the ’80s and gave them to us.

What’s the last concert you attended?
I saw the Dead Weather in Vancouver, where we’re shooting [the third Twilight film] Eclipse. I got really into Jack White two years ago because of my friend Sage. She quizzes me on rock music, asking me things like “Who’s your favorite Beatle?”

So who is your favorite Beatle?
I guess Paul McCartney. This is going to be a controversial thing to say, but I don’t really understand the Beatles. If Kristen were here right now, she would slap me across the face. Then again, if I ask her, “What’s the first line of Biggie’s ‘Juicy’?” she wouldn’t know. Why don’t people sit around and talk about Ol’ Dirty Bastard the way they do the Beatles?