SPOTTED: Lutzy!

Thursday night at the oh so shi-shi Tea Room at the H.Wood Kellan Lutz was spotted.  In a cream color shirt & his signature hat he was understated & OUTRAGEOUSLY handsome.  I’ll pretend he was eyeing me from across the room with a wink wink come hither stare… but in reality he was about 3 feet away from me conversing, completely unaware of my existance. I should have asked him for a photo but I really didn’t want to be known as “the sometimes blogger that spews (more than just news)”, I’m a bit of a nervous puker.  Fo’ realz he’s even better looking in person.  Le Sigh.

He looked like this only handsomer-er

picture cred goes to socialite life, thanks http://www.socialitelife.com

 

 

New Jacob/Bella still from NM!

 

I wish mad hot dudes climbed thru my window all the time

44 DAYS!!

NM Companion stills

We are so close twi hearts! So close! November 20th is right around the corner! In the meantime feast your eyes on these beauties from the New Moon Illustrated Movie Companion:

there just isnt enough bella to go around

Demetri being a douche

Bella's hair lookin tight in the bday scene

Click HERE to buy your New Moon Illustrated Movie Companion.

Tinsel Korey *aka your new girl crush*

Why do I think Tinsel Korey is so cool? Maybe it’s because she’s displays a cute undercover cool kind of style.  Maybe it’s because she’ just SO pretty.  Maybe because she’s Native American & pow wow’s it up. She’s my new girl crush.  Here’s some clips of her from her time on the Canadian tv show Rabbit Fall.

Renesmee is that you

This baby drinks blood

This is the morph of Kstew & Robear. They sure would make 1 cute bebe.  *They are allegedly in the bone zone, who knows, this could be a future reality*   This is what Renesmee would look like save for the curly hair & chocolate brown eyes.

Wolf Packity Pack

Is anyone else wondering how people get this good looking? I’m sorry I’m just baffled at how hot this cast is. For real.  Sit back and think about it. This is the best looking collection of people in history.

Some of the wolf pack were stalked by paps around the ‘Couve recently.  Lucky for us.

Alex Meraz (Paul) & Chaske Spencer (Sam) looking so smoking hot that I got burned, along with the adoraboy Boo Boo Stewart (Seth). Boo Boo Stewart  shall henceforth be known as BooStew .

And let me just SAY, Tinsel Korey (Emily) is just drop dead gorgeous. I love the undercover hotness here in the plaid jacket.  I take this moment to post an open invite for Tinsel Korey to come hang out with me. I shit you not. Tinsel if you read this, come hang, let’s play guitar hero. I have a pool in my backyard, only 1 in the neighborhood with a slide. You seem to fall into the “Rad Girl” category.

Ok, I know I’m random, I just totally needed to share these pics with the world.  I’m so STOked for New Moon that I am actually feeling physical pain.  I have hyper-extended the stoking muscle.  Sweet baby jeebus, thank GOD we already have our tickets for midnight Nov. 19!!  Don’t sleep, get yours now. Click here.

[via LaineyGossip]

TayLaut & Lutzy

Just because they’re my favorites.

Paps following me everywhere would annoy me too Lutzy isokay

Ooh la la, thank you for the smile sir.

Oh No! Nakey Nake Ashley!

I don't post nakey pix that aren't mine so here's 1 of The Doll fully clothed (aka NOT nakey)

If I were as super amazingly gorgeous & smoking hot as the lovely dollicious Ashley Greene, not only would there be nakey pix of me on the interwebs but I’d also print about 5,000 full color flyers & personally put one on every car in a 5 mile radius. But hey, that would be A OK because they would MY pictures. It is not A OK to post someone else’s nakey pic on the interwebs. That said they following is my letter to the assface that posted Ashley’s nake-nake pic without her permission:

Dear Assface:

Shame on you! What would you have to gain from posting the Queen of Adorable’s nakey photo on the interwebs?! How dare you! Go tell your mama she raised you wrong.

Very sincerely,

*sarah terrible*

And now my letter to Ashley:

Dear Dollface

OMJ! How pissed off is your Dad?!

xoxoxo

*sarah terrible*

TayLaut on a date? You be the judge!

So several online sources claim Taylor Lautner was out on a lunch date Saturday afternoon at the sunset Marquis in LA.  To me the photos look like a friendly lil chat.  I see NO CANOODLING! No canoodling of any sort!  My vote? Just friends, just friends.  Must everyone always claim that 2 people out eating a meal together are on a date.  Plus there are several pics that look as though he’s talking about how much he’s in love with me & how awesome I am… er, um..

I’m just happy he looks happy.  She looks pretty happy too *but of course, she is out to lunch with TL*

Jailbait SPEAKS!

Self explanatory, mega cutie pie baby Taylor Lautner did a lil viddy for interview magazine .com … Love the musculs *not a typo, sound it out bitches* can’t decide how I feel bout the baby brooding though.  We’ve got RoBear to fill the brooding catagory, let’s keep TL (aka Jailbait extraordinaire) in the smiling innocent catagory please.  Quite tasty. TL *yummy*