Total Eclipse…

victoria was way nicer

Everyone,( even BryceHo!) , is going to be on Jimmy Kimmel tonight.

Here’s a preview:

Cast on-set includes: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Dakota Fanning, Bryce Howard, Xavier Samuel and Ashley Greene.

Still ridick

my hair's a whopper

Sweat nor tears…nor Burger-Kang-cup-condensation can Fade Jasper’s hair. BK is doing more stuff for the Eclipse film, including giving away a Vespa and analyzing Facebook profiles to see what team you’re on. If only they had that for my closeted ex-bff before she grabbed my boobs that one time.

P.S. If you wanna win a whopper, go team Jacob on the scratch-off.

kristen hearts miley

more about “kristen hearts miley”, posted with vodpod

it’s the cliiiiiiiiimb

So so good

Not new or super relevant but man it’s awesome, right? Just a reminder of the beauty of B&E.

Crust Punk Robear

This actually made me go “awww.”

See more of the best boyfriend ever at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday, June 6.

Rohair update

RPattz’s new ‘do. Here he is on Ellen on May 19.

Best Boyfriend Ever

The latest image from Eclipse: Edward.

[see more scans from Dark Magazine here]

RPattz Hair Takeover

you wish.

Scandinavian actor Alexander Skarsgard vaguely channels Robear in the latest issue of VMAN magazine, but doesn’t quite get it right.

And now we present what it would look like if Jambo tried to do Ro-hair:

this just in: pained/vapid expression result of looking in mirror, not due to bloodlust as previously thought

[via celebuzz]

Double Dose of Rad: Twilight and Oprah

in case you didn't know, god is a woman

The full Eclipse trailer will be unveiled this Friday on the Oprah show. I am borderline obsessed with Oprah, FYI.

As of this morning, Oprah’s site states:
Superstar Melissa Etheridge opens up about the split from her wife. Then, her majesty Queen Rania of Jordan is here! Plus, we’ve got an exclusive look at Eclipse!

Peep this tweet.

And this even better tweet!

Nothing on the Big O’s site about the guest, but Summit would know, right? My money’s on JBone, who might outdo Oprah’s wack hairstyle, but if it’s RPattz I may just squeal like Babe in Pig in the City when he’s getting chased by those dogs…anyway, set those DVRs. Maybe pick up some Dots to make it a three-most-awesome-things-on-earth event when you watch it.

PFach Update

Ultimate DILF has a few things cooking, namely that he’ll be playing 1980s middleweight boxing champ Vinny Pazienzia in Paz, slated to start production in 2011.

Any West Va. Sig O’s better be heading to Governor’s Square Mall in Clarkesville next month, where Peter will be doing a meet and greet on May 5.

Autographs and photos are going for $25 and $40, with partial proceeds going to benefit the Alex’s Lemonade Stand Foundation, a charity that seeks a cure for childhood cancer.