Sure Rob. Sure. Vagina Allergy.

15 02 2010

Yep, I bet there's a giant rash on the back of your head.

In the latest issue of Details, Robear can be seen in an intensely naked photo shoot with lots of model nakedness. Naked.

from PopEater

The ‘Twilight’ heartthrob revealed what it was like working with naked women for the magazine. “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover.”

Riiiight. If my boyfriend was doing a photo shoot with naked women running around and a special crotch headshot for the cover, you sure as hell better believe he’s allergic to vaginas that day. Like kryptonite.

Weeellll. Glean what you want, but this to me says she’s got him on a nice short leash. Bravo KStew.





Wait… what? Kristen gets denied at an Ed Hardy Party…

27 01 2010

Waaaaait….. This is a joke right? So MANY things are wrong with this.

According to OK Magazine, our darling KStew was trying to stop by the Ed Hardy Shoes Happy Hour (yes, that’s not a typo, Ed Hardy) before she was to appear on stage with Joan Jett in Park City, Utah… AND WAS DENIED ENTRANCE! Granted it was totally due to her age… but this seems to be the equivalent of that time in high school when I thought I wanted to be a athletic trainer (ankle tapers, water bottle runners) for football and got knocked off the field when I wasn’t paying attention (i had air time, it was the homecoming game).

Moral of the story – it was embarrassing, it was very public, but I learned my lesson. I promptly went home, plugged in Portishead and slid into the comfort of “disenchanted youth.” Today I am happy to say that “disenchanted adult” has been really rewarding.

KStew, go home… listen to a little Iron and Wine and never look back. We all make mistakes.





P.S. Just in case you are Team Switzerland

18 12 2009

Like moi…

Made from genuine precious metals. no paperclip.

I just think that the torn Twihard in your life would see the thought behind this one of a kind gift. Bonus, you could even claim that you made them yourself! With your eyes closed!!!





I know EXACTLY what to get Allie for christmas

18 12 2009

ON YA CHHHHEEEEIN.

I can't quit you! or your chin!

bet you can't even handle my new Runaways trailer.

I love you Helen Killer. I love everything you stand for.

xx hollerway





Rush – it’s time.

4 12 2009

Oh man SigO hopefuls, it’s time to get each one of your twi-loving behinds to the rush page. take the test, get it right… get in. See you on the flipside!

Come one, come all!





Vampire Periods. Explained.

2 12 2009

Honestly, I’ve had this convo with Allie a bunch of times before and she assured me that this is not really an issue. So, nobody needs to run out and get Vampax right now… but oh snap, it’s Becca!!!!!!

more about “Vampire Periods. Explained. “, posted with vodpod

Thanks Allison!





Taylor and Rob Kiss!

25 11 2009

Find me this magazine! Way better than any Cracked foldover pages!

move your hand, let's see what else is touching

(via Buzzfeed)








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