Vote for Rob

oh rob, you make me feel like picking a fight with my boyfriend

Rob’s up for E!’s “Celebrity of the Year” against losers like the Kardashians, Jon and Kate and Megan Fox as well as our arch nemesis, Miley Cyrus. It’s a hands-down no brainer (although I do love me some Lady Gaga), but if you want to make sure our main man wins, be sure to vote!

[via the Examiner]

Second “Valentine’s Day” Trailer Released

Tay on Tay action.

more about "Second “Valentine’s Day” Trailer Rele…", posted with vodpod

[via MTV]

Slutz in Cosmo

This made some 14 year-old model’s year.

"The coolest part about seeing a girl wear something comfortable is the smile that you can just feel coming through from inside her."

"When I'm in love with a woman, seeing her in something cozy makes me not want to let go of her when I'm holding her."

"It's nice to see bits and pieces of a woman exposed. As a guy, you get that mystery — especially when a dress or top isn't too snug."

"Your eyes are automatically drawn to that bare part of her shredded jeans."

1 reason the NY Post sucks

more O.G. than most

It touts that the Vampire Diaries is better than Twilight.

Ridiculous surmising coupled with weak reasons, which I will argue against all Aristotle-like:

1.) Believe it or not, The Vampire Diaries came first.
And? What about Anne Rice? Ever heard of Dracula? BTW vampires are thousands of years old.

2.) The Vampire Diaries is bloody, gory and full of killing.
Yeah, which is why girls love Twilight. Love>blood and guts. Anyway, there IS gore, so nasty in fact that it pretty much scarred me for life. Guess this journalist hasn’t read Breaking Dawn.

3.) These sexy vampires actually have sex!
You are fucking clueless. See our header: “Why am I covered in feathers.” Class-A boning.

4.) Elena is an independent young woman.
So is Bella. She flew from Phoenix all by herself, and she does all the chores around the house. What kind of insecure sheep would push a read beater pick-up, btw? Your average barbie would just bro down with the lame girls in Forks, while Bella likes Angela best. Just because Edward protects the shit out of her a lot doesn’t mean Bella can’t hold her own. No pussy would have went head-to-head with James in a ballet studio!

5.) Had it with the Twi-hype? The Vampire Diaries is the underdog.
Talk about commie propaganda masquerading as journalism! I bet your kid is on one of those sports teams that doesn’t keep score. Everyone loves Twilight ’cause it’s beast. You’re saying we should like Vamp Diaries more because it’s not as popular so its feelings aren’t hurt? Whateva. This isn’t NPR. We’ll take the whole Twi massive out for happy meals and the Vamp Diaries crew can watch from the parking lot! We’re onto your subliminal ways, N.Y. Post. Take that garbage to St. Elsewhere, I’ll stick to O Magazine.

Taylor and Rob are some of MTV’s MOTY

sex in a tux

Taylor beat out Rob on MTV’s Man of the Year list, coming in at #4 while Robear is #6. WILF>VILF? This list is a little wack, considering Adam Lambert beat them both out. Whatevz.

more about "Taylor’s Year in a Nutshell", posted with vodpod

[via MTV]

More Taylor on SNL: WILF vs. Kanye

I never noticed that about the VMAs actually…

Get STOked

Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked

so we’re not dudes, but we have lots to get STOked about!
RPattz
the Sig O Xmas party
the holidays
WILFs
hot chocolate

i couldn’t resist.

Bend it Like Taylor

the new abs, er, face of armani?

Rumors abound that Armani is wooing TayLaut to be the new face for two new Armani fragrances as well as its more affordable A/X line. David Beckham was previously the face of Armani. So who’s got a better bod? I’m a Beckham bod fan, but this is really a toss-up.

gay men everywhere are having a moment right now...and i must be a gay man

I personally think Lutz has more of an Armani-esque vibe but that’s just me.

mercy

[via In Touch]

Kstew’s USA Today flix

Looking chic and lovely…posted mainly to get Allie in prowl mode on this Saturday night!

ooh a smile

Psssshhh

super smolder

The dress is reportedly Hugo Boss “Delfta” make, brooch not included.

[via CelebrityFashionWatcher]

Rob Pattinson: Cosi bello on the cover of Italian Vanity Fair

Cavolo!

So what if he’s “single,” it’s obviously by choice.